My kindda guy

Truth be told most women don’t want a man they can walk all over. What is the point of having a partner if he is just going to agree with everything you say? Might as well get a child who will simply take instructions. On the other hand no one wants someone who will disagree with everything they say either. We need partners who can balance things out and therefore should be able to say “no” when necessary and “yes” where applicable.

Screw independence and what not a man still needs to be a man and thus needs some sense of authority. I’m a very tiny woman who can stand her own when need be but I want a real man, someone who can “put me in my place” so to speak. There is nothing sexier than a dominant man…in all ways possible >>wink<<.

Oops

“That awkward moment...” when I eagerly greet an ex while walking with my current boyfriend.  Thank God I’ve got a mature and understanding guy by my side coz Lord knows if the tables were turned I would have walked back and asked to be taken home, without giving anybody a chance to explain.

So as I embarrassingly tell my cousin about the incident she quickly came up with an excuse “ah if he (my current partner) had a problem you would have just told him that you were showing him off”. Doubt I would have thought of that but luckily enough I didn’t need an excuse; I was merely greeting someone I haven’t seen in a while, ex of nie.
(image by Francis Bea http://www.digitaltrends.com/social-media/infographic-social-medias-influence-on-infidelity/)

Oh no

So like my sister and her husband just came back home from a date, now it beats me why they came here when they could have went straight to their place. Judging by the time they came back it must have been fun and usually after a steamy date the next best thing is to have steamy sex.

The problem is my room is right next door my sisters, we don’t share a wall but that won’t make it any less traumatising. Not that it would be my first time hearing them doing the “hanky panky” but I sure as hell don’t want to hear it again.

So just in case I hear one sound… I’ve got my earphones on standby.
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Frustrated

Ooh how I hate it when guys give me attention when I least want it, such as when I seem to be interested in someone. Like what the... where the hell were you when I was lonely? Aag it’s even worse if it’s an ex...Nigger sit down we are not going there again.

I swear it’s like there is a message on my forehead that says “taken”. I’ve been told that people want what they can’t have but seriously? Some of ya’ll can’t even takes hints to make matters worse. I’m not a rude person but don’t push me. I’m so close to losing it!

when are females most sexually aroused

While watching the television programme “Doctors” the other day someone asked a very interesting question “when are females most sexually aroused?” we all know males are aroused in the morning but when are females. So the gynaecologist on the show replied and said “in the afternoon”.

I went and did a little research on my own through the internet and it turns out that between 06:00-08:00 men have high sexual excitability, while for females it’s around 14:00-16:00 when her reproductive system is prepared for contraception, all this is according to Doctor Komososomolskaya Pravada.

Yet Doctor Pravada also noted that between 20:00-22:00 both sex’s are more than likely to engage in sex as they are both relaxed and ready to go all the way sexually.

So guys during her lunch break, surprise her with a little something something...

Lightning

I have a huge fear of lightning and thunder. I think my fear of lightning began when I was young and it hit right in the middle of the house. Now if that isn’t enough to get any girl scared then I don’t know what is.

The past weekend Midrand experienced a “mini storm” as I would like to refer to it. And I was buried deep down in my blankets while I was there I kept telling myself that I’m 21 now and I cant run to my parents room anymore I have o be strong and stick it out.

I’m so proud of myself for making it. But none the less it doesn’t mean I’m any less afraid of thunder especially with the damage it caused this weekend. In our street alone five trees were taken down and we went without electricity for two days. Now if lightning can do all of that what am I compared to that?

sex while on ur periods

Mother Nature can be really mean if she wants too. I mean for most girls they are horniest before or during their period and what are the chances of one having sex while on their menstrual cycle?

Now I know of someone who doesn’t mind at all. He is the freak of all freaks. Nothing will stop him from getting “laid”, not even a little blood. In fact he says “when I order a steak I never specify if I want it rare, well done or medium rare, so why should I when it comes to a girls virgina?”

Now I’m known for being up for anything sexually but this is beyond me. Truth is I have been caught in such situations but I would never go for it I’m sorry, I’m sure waiting a couple more days won’t hurt. Coming to that decision sure was difficult though my head and body were telling me two different things but I couldn’t give in.

Ladies and Gents (you matter too in this one) would you go for it? Honestly?