know your body

So I met a really honest friend during my first year. She is so honest in fact that after just months of being friends she asked how bad should or does a punani smell. “Dzamn” you should have seen the look on my face, my eyes were wide open in shock. I asked her to rephrase the question and she sternly said “I know a virgina smells but how bad is bad?”

Now I didn’t know and still don’t know how to answer this question but I think every person knows their scent and when you think it doesn’t smell as it normally does then you should check with your Gp.

The reason I thought of this daring question is because I’m thinking of visiting my family doctor for a pap smear and I can’t imagine what they and gynaecologists go through when dealing with patients. I don’t blame some doctors who only do them (pap smears) in the morning. After a couple of hours in this heat...things are bound to get nasty.  

You have hair where?

Ok so I’m a pretty hairy lady and as a result I shave every week. But I’ve had a burning question which I could never bring myself to ask anyone. “how far back does/should one shave when shaving your pubs?”  by how far back I mean as in when it gets to your ass crack (not all the way).

Actually for a while I thought I was the only one who had a bit of hair that far back until…ok I’m not going to tell that story.  To be honest the reason I haven’t removed that hair is because I can’t imagine myself having to remove it every time I shave. Then there is that myth that every time you shave your hair grows longer…lol nah hey.  Now ladies and gentlemen how far do you go?

Those three words

I watched a movie titled “How do you know” which is really about a woman trying to find out how does one know when he/she is in love? This is exactly what I’d like to know. I’m sure you’ve said “I love you” to most of the people you’ve dated but how many times did you really mean it?

 I’ve come to realise that while you are with that person you think you’re “in love” but probably aren’t. Just because they give u butterflies or make u laugh doesn’t mean its love. But then again what is love? Some say we tend to say “I love you” too soon in a relationship. “Eeeh” how soon is too soon?  Others say when you know, you know. Well I would really like to know now.

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Is it really just about hearing the words or would you rather be shown? Let’s not lie to ourselves here; the one honestly doesn’t make sense without the other. Hey if u feel you’re in love go right ahead and do what you got to do, but don’t be bummed if the feeling aint mutual >>awkward moment<<. 

My kindda guy

Truth be told most women don’t want a man they can walk all over. What is the point of having a partner if he is just going to agree with everything you say? Might as well get a child who will simply take instructions. On the other hand no one wants someone who will disagree with everything they say either. We need partners who can balance things out and therefore should be able to say “no” when necessary and “yes” where applicable.

Screw independence and what not a man still needs to be a man and thus needs some sense of authority. I’m a very tiny woman who can stand her own when need be but I want a real man, someone who can “put me in my place” so to speak. There is nothing sexier than a dominant man…in all ways possible >>wink<<.

Oops

“That awkward moment...” when I eagerly greet an ex while walking with my current boyfriend.  Thank God I’ve got a mature and understanding guy by my side coz Lord knows if the tables were turned I would have walked back and asked to be taken home, without giving anybody a chance to explain.

So as I embarrassingly tell my cousin about the incident she quickly came up with an excuse “ah if he (my current partner) had a problem you would have just told him that you were showing him off”. Doubt I would have thought of that but luckily enough I didn’t need an excuse; I was merely greeting someone I haven’t seen in a while, ex of nie.
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Oh no

So like my sister and her husband just came back home from a date, now it beats me why they came here when they could have went straight to their place. Judging by the time they came back it must have been fun and usually after a steamy date the next best thing is to have steamy sex.

The problem is my room is right next door my sisters, we don’t share a wall but that won’t make it any less traumatising. Not that it would be my first time hearing them doing the “hanky panky” but I sure as hell don’t want to hear it again.

So just in case I hear one sound… I’ve got my earphones on standby.
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Frustrated

Ooh how I hate it when guys give me attention when I least want it, such as when I seem to be interested in someone. Like what the... where the hell were you when I was lonely? Aag it’s even worse if it’s an ex...Nigger sit down we are not going there again.

I swear it’s like there is a message on my forehead that says “taken”. I’ve been told that people want what they can’t have but seriously? Some of ya’ll can’t even takes hints to make matters worse. I’m not a rude person but don’t push me. I’m so close to losing it!