Oh no

So like my sister and her husband just came back home from a date, now it beats me why they came here when they could have went straight to their place. Judging by the time they came back it must have been fun and usually after a steamy date the next best thing is to have steamy sex.

The problem is my room is right next door my sisters, we don’t share a wall but that won’t make it any less traumatising. Not that it would be my first time hearing them doing the “hanky panky” but I sure as hell don’t want to hear it again.

So just in case I hear one sound… I’ve got my earphones on standby.
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Frustrated

Ooh how I hate it when guys give me attention when I least want it, such as when I seem to be interested in someone. Like what the... where the hell were you when I was lonely? Aag it’s even worse if it’s an ex...Nigger sit down we are not going there again.

I swear it’s like there is a message on my forehead that says “taken”. I’ve been told that people want what they can’t have but seriously? Some of ya’ll can’t even takes hints to make matters worse. I’m not a rude person but don’t push me. I’m so close to losing it!

when are females most sexually aroused

While watching the television programme “Doctors” the other day someone asked a very interesting question “when are females most sexually aroused?” we all know males are aroused in the morning but when are females. So the gynaecologist on the show replied and said “in the afternoon”.

I went and did a little research on my own through the internet and it turns out that between 06:00-08:00 men have high sexual excitability, while for females it’s around 14:00-16:00 when her reproductive system is prepared for contraception, all this is according to Doctor Komososomolskaya Pravada.

Yet Doctor Pravada also noted that between 20:00-22:00 both sex’s are more than likely to engage in sex as they are both relaxed and ready to go all the way sexually.

So guys during her lunch break, surprise her with a little something something...

Lightning

I have a huge fear of lightning and thunder. I think my fear of lightning began when I was young and it hit right in the middle of the house. Now if that isn’t enough to get any girl scared then I don’t know what is.

The past weekend Midrand experienced a “mini storm” as I would like to refer to it. And I was buried deep down in my blankets while I was there I kept telling myself that I’m 21 now and I cant run to my parents room anymore I have o be strong and stick it out.

I’m so proud of myself for making it. But none the less it doesn’t mean I’m any less afraid of thunder especially with the damage it caused this weekend. In our street alone five trees were taken down and we went without electricity for two days. Now if lightning can do all of that what am I compared to that?

sex while on ur periods

Mother Nature can be really mean if she wants too. I mean for most girls they are horniest before or during their period and what are the chances of one having sex while on their menstrual cycle?

Now I know of someone who doesn’t mind at all. He is the freak of all freaks. Nothing will stop him from getting “laid”, not even a little blood. In fact he says “when I order a steak I never specify if I want it rare, well done or medium rare, so why should I when it comes to a girls virgina?”

Now I’m known for being up for anything sexually but this is beyond me. Truth is I have been caught in such situations but I would never go for it I’m sorry, I’m sure waiting a couple more days won’t hurt. Coming to that decision sure was difficult though my head and body were telling me two different things but I couldn’t give in.

Ladies and Gents (you matter too in this one) would you go for it? Honestly?

I kissed a girl and i liked it

Throwing a big 21^st birthday party seems to be the in thing among young South Africans.  A very close friend of mine entered her adulthood in style by having a night out with friends at a restaurant out in sandton. Now believe me when I say she went all out, guests were welcomed with a shot of any choice and later treated to a meaty platter.

Me being “Miss Party”, her date for the night, I had to make sure I was noticed but not in such a way that would steal the spotlight from the lady of the night. So in true Thlogi style I put on a pair of red bunny ears, which wasn’t so bad considering her dress was black and red.  I have been waiting for this night for months now so best believe I was all moneyed up. But with all that money and so many drinks to choose from, I was feeling a bit tipsy sooner than expected.

Apparently alcohol brings out someone’s true personality, and well for me that would mean bringing out my sexual being.  Nothing new to those who know me but what was very unusual was the fact that I found myself kissing a girl (and I liked it lol). Now I don’t know if I would have done the same in my right sober mind or not.  You can imagine how the guys around us were so excited, so excited in fact they took pictures and of course the more I heard the crowd going crazy the more I enjoyed the activity.

The best part about it all was that there wasn’t any awkwardness about it afterwards. We are still friends and we still have a good laugh at the matter now and again, question is, can we take it any further than just a kiss...

Phone issues

Funny how once upon a time I disliked the Iphone. I just didn’t get how one can “buy”
almost everything on a phone. It sounded even more absurd when the blackberry
was all everyone spoke about and owned due to the BIS. It just sounded
impractical but at the same time I didn’t/don’t like the blackberry either,
every Tom Dick and Harry owns some sort of blackberry so no not for me.

I’ve been without a phone for about six months now and trust me I see the world in a
whole new light now. The issue is not getting a phone; the issue is getting a
phone that I want. So I mentioned I disliked the Iphone because it was
expensive, non user friendly and even more expensive to maintain. But now it’s
all I’m talking about and I’m speaking a whole different story now. I would
actually like to own one. Now I won’t lie I still think it’s expensive and I’ve
got no idea how it works but I think those are the very things that I want it
for. I mean if I can’t use it then majority of my friends won’t be able to
either, meaning my phone will stay on my persons and secondly it’s expensive so
that should say something about me right?

Trying to get this phone has been a nightmare; apparently there is some sort of
shortage in the country. I’ve been everywhere possible- vodaworld, sandton, the
airport, boulders u name it. I’ve even had friends check for me in surrounding
areas where they live. Every time I go enquire about it it’s either out of
stock or they just sold the last one. I was so disappointed yesterday when I
went to boulders application forms and cash in hand ready to purchase the phone
when I was told “the last one had just been sold” earlier that morning.

My whole day was spoilt and I couldn’t wait till I went back home just to vent
about it. I swear just as I walked into the kitchen door, tears rolled down my
eyes. I cried like I had just been dumped, it sure felt like it... Now as if
that wasn’t enough later that night I had to study for a test the next morning
(which I later found out was cancelled) but couldn’t because my eyes were
swollen from the crying and all I did was cry some more, until I eventually
fell asleep.

Now I don’t know if some higher power is tiring to test my determination in getting
this phone or am I just not meant to have it. Maybe its karma because I was
against the phone before but whatever it is, I’m not giving up just yet.